A little over seven years ago, there was a meme where the idea was to translate songs using an online translator, going from English to German, from German to French, from French to Portuguese, and from Portuguese back to English. As you can see from the link, it got rather comedic.

( Microsoft Translator is a noticeable improvement. )

Quoted from yesterday's Daily Illuminator:

...now you can donate to the relief effort with just a simple text message. By typing in "Haiti" and sending it to 90999, you'll donate $10 to the Red Cross' efforts in Haiti. (It shows up on your next phone bill, or is deducted from your prepaid minutes.) You can still send in money the usual way -- via ( Read more... )